rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

tyleroakley:

isn’t this the opening line of the power rangers

tyleroakley:

isn’t this the opening line of the power rangers

(Source: cumomiletea)

Explorers… in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others.

"Alison was killed because she’s horrible"

My mum watching Pretty Little Liars

/ #PLL 

Someone come watch the Sound of Music with me plz 

There are people starving in the world and i just poured a drink that has literal 24ct gold floating around in it

vvaddles:

european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: omg how adorable!!!

south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country

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"Everybody is straight and i’m over here being not straight."

my autobiography  (via black—lamb)

iwillnottapdanceforthespiders:

titytwochainz:

ame0toko:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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maybe im wrong but im pretty sure mascots existed before yall started suckin dick in rabbit suits

Agreed.

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

(Source: trynsave)

Simsimi is such a little weenie oh my god

Simsimi is such a little weenie oh my god

(Source: thesaturdaynightshow)